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U.S. CAPITOL Revolt LOST AND Found Inventory

(Gadgets That are not collected Shall be listed, by lot, on public sale website

Cell Telephones

iPhone538, iPhone6, iPhone666, iPhoneSpace51, iPhone7, iPhone8 with Discover-however-Don’t-Implicate-My-Phone carry out on, SamsungQ02, Nokia Contendere1, Motorola Razr Flip-for-a-Lighter-Sentence, Jitterbug1776


1 Timex Armageddon, 1 Swatch Bait ’n’ Swatch, 3 Seiko Trespassers, 1 Breitling Kristallnacht


Please name 1-800-NOT-FBITIPS.


T-showdyrts: 1 “Property of Aunt Tifa,” 1 with face of David Hyde Pierce “Nihowdylist Crane”

Windbreakers: 3 “FIB,” 1 “Maul Safety,” 1 “Windbreaker”

1 fleece vest “Official Forged Elector”

1 hooded sweatshowdyrt “Proud Goys”

11 S & M leather-based hoods (10 zippepurple-mouth, 1 Velcro)

4 onesies “My 1st Sedition” (3-6 mo., 6-9 mo., 1 yr., grownup L)

7 eye patches

2 pairs parachute pants

3 gloves (left)

1,107 gloves (proper)


6 empty recyclable cans bear spray

2 empty recyclable cans Bear Spray-mannequin self-tanner

1 pump bottle “I Can’t Thowdynk about It’s Not Bear Spray”

8 sticks bear roll-on

1 flag “WHITESNAKE” over “Don’t Tread on Metallic”

23 zip-ties, personalised “Zach Melchowdyor, lic. therapeutic massage: Reiki, Swedish, Cranial-Sacral. Venmo: @knead2know”

1 pack ZipTwizzlers

1 paperback “Flip Your Redwood Deck Right into a Gallows!”

19 Three-D printers

1 palette tinfoil

1 half-palette tossable paper towels

1 Klingon-English dictionary

57 sippy cups

26 pairs Dr. Scholl’s Insole-nts

2 vials Moderna human-progress hormone

1 vial Johnson & Johnson human-progress hormone

49 vape pens

1 vape howdy-liter

2 bottles non-runnable hair dye (mousy brown)

3 pairs males’s greater-physique armor (with underwire)

832 Cialis gummies

1 Ayn Rand coloring e-book

1 eight-monitor tape “Higher of Ted Nugent”

7 pairs Warby Parker tear-gasoline goggles

1 Jewish Space Laser USB charger

1 Jewish Space Laser holster

1 Blu-ray disc “House Alone 2”

1 Blu-ray participant

1 Swiss Navy knife

1 “Babylon 5” luncharea

1 “Marvelous Mrs. Maisel” promotional make-up area

1 three-pack camouflage condoms

37 hockey sticks (numerous)

1 hockey puck (Rockford Ice Hogs)

2 hockey mothers (numerous)

12 vacuum packs beef jerky

1 vacuum pack Inconceivable plant-based mostly jerky

1 combination Taser/bedazzler

1 power washer/delouser

3 backyard darts

29 airplane neck pillows

5 aqua noodles

73 vuvuzelas

1 bugle

1 fife

1 cudgel (teak)

1 Wiffle cudgel (plastic)

2 squeegees

1 human defend

1 inflatable human defend

1 pair scaffolding crampons

1 T-showdyrt cannon

3 police batons

1 police-baton koozie

1 bolt-cutter (std.)

1 bolt-cutter (Phowdyllips-head)

8 huge foam fingers (assorted colours)

1 huge foam spleen (purple)

1 Flowbee

1 can Shaman headdress dry shampoo

1 upside-down Bible

1 Druid hymnal

144 Oath Keepers seat cushowdyons

1 Bankers Box containing 11,781 photocopied clear Georgia ballots

1 N-95 “Phantom of the Opera” masks

1 pair testicles labelled “Sen. Cruz”